I have always named my vehicles and I was just wondering if anyone else did?

Here are mine.

1. 04-GMC-Sierra = Darky (Cause it is Black)-Current DD
2. 99-Ford-Explorer = The Exploder (Cause it made this wierd LOUD Humming noise at Idle, always thought is was going to blow up)-SOLD
3. 92-Toyota-Corrolla = The Crapolla (cause it looked like complete ****)-SOLD
4. 70-Ford-Mustang = The Beast (cause it was always a PIA, Never wanted to run correctly and always breaking ****.)-Completely disassembled, awaiting a Frame/Body Jig
5. 85-GMC-Suburban = Baby Ruth (cause it was brown.)

 

I just call mine MY BITCH.... I have a GF who's nice and sweet etc etc ... but every man has to have one bitch in his life who treats him like ****... and takes all his money.

 

2000 Silvy...present bitch. Her name is Nikki. She is a *****. Costs a hell of a lot of money to have a good time and it's short lived at that, just like a *****.

Had a 1973 F100 back in Bremerton, WA in the Navy...that one was Jack. Cuz it could jack some **** up. I ran over signs, trees, rolled it, hit abandoned vehicles, pissed in the radiator over 100 times...no matter how jacked up it was that 302 Boss got me home everytime. I destroyed that thing and it kept on going. I actually gave it away to someone, still running. Incredible.

 

Truck- DIRTY
Camaro- slowpro

 

Lil'Mule

 

Truck = Denial that's what I'm in every time I think about how much I've spent on it.
Saturn = SatRun, Rubbermaid, POS, it has a ton.

 

mine is the "rattle trap" - the mufflers rattle

 

the 2000 - sombitch
2005 - cadillac
1989 - getto hoe

 

Truck is shelly for some reason she reminds me of a girl I knew growing up.

 

Stacey david, in memory of stacey david from the show trucks