Names/NickNames for your vehicles.
#13
84 CAMARO - RUST BUCKET (SELF EXPLANITORY) - SOLD
88 MUSTANG SVO TURBO - SMOKESCREEN ( BLOWN TURBO SEALS ) - SOLD
87 BUICK GRAND NATIONAL "GNX" - STEALTH (EVRRYTHING WAS BLACK ON THAT DAMN THING) - STOLEN
85 S10 BLAZER 4x4 - MUD ***** ( I STILL DONT THINK ALL TEH MUD FELL OUTTA THOSE FENDERS ) - SOLD
89 K2500 SUBURBAN - BIG BITCH (SELF EXPLANITORY)
83 CHEV STATION WAGON W/ 88 CORVETTE ENGINE SWAP - THE COFFIN (LOOKED LIEK A HEARSE, AND FRIENDS TOLD ME I WOULD SOME DAY DIE IN THAT THING) - STOLEN
98 K1500 383 MAGNACHARGED - MAGGIE (MAGNACHARGED)
06 TRAILBLAZER SS - SOCCER WAGON (SORRY LOOKS LIKE A SOCCER MOM CAR
06 1500 4.8 - BABY (ITS MY BABY SLOW AS SHE MAY BE)
88 MUSTANG SVO TURBO - SMOKESCREEN ( BLOWN TURBO SEALS ) - SOLD
87 BUICK GRAND NATIONAL "GNX" - STEALTH (EVRRYTHING WAS BLACK ON THAT DAMN THING) - STOLEN
85 S10 BLAZER 4x4 - MUD ***** ( I STILL DONT THINK ALL TEH MUD FELL OUTTA THOSE FENDERS ) - SOLD
89 K2500 SUBURBAN - BIG BITCH (SELF EXPLANITORY)
83 CHEV STATION WAGON W/ 88 CORVETTE ENGINE SWAP - THE COFFIN (LOOKED LIEK A HEARSE, AND FRIENDS TOLD ME I WOULD SOME DAY DIE IN THAT THING) - STOLEN
98 K1500 383 MAGNACHARGED - MAGGIE (MAGNACHARGED)
06 TRAILBLAZER SS - SOCCER WAGON (SORRY LOOKS LIKE A SOCCER MOM CAR
06 1500 4.8 - BABY (ITS MY BABY SLOW AS SHE MAY BE)
#15
Mine used to be called Ol' Whitey.
My old man calls it the White Heathen
Here lately it is called:
The Long White Bitch
Two Dollar Hooker
Piece of ****
Mutherphuckin C**k suckin.....(fill in more profanity
)
Favorite things to say/ask it lately:
Gimme my 3 grand back bitch!
Where did you hide my wrench?
When are you gonna blow up?
Why wont you pull the front tires like you are supposed to?
Where that ticking comming from?
Why did you just suck my dollar outta my hand?
BURN BITCH!!
My old man calls it the White Heathen
Here lately it is called:
The Long White Bitch
Two Dollar Hooker
Piece of ****
Mutherphuckin C**k suckin.....(fill in more profanity
)Favorite things to say/ask it lately:
Gimme my 3 grand back bitch!
Where did you hide my wrench?
When are you gonna blow up?
Why wont you pull the front tires like you are supposed to?
Where that ticking comming from?
Why did you just suck my dollar outta my hand?
BURN BITCH!!
#16
Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
Mine used to be called Ol' Whitey.
My old man calls it the White Heathen
Here lately it is called:
The Long White Bitch
Two Dollar Hooker
Piece of ****
Mutherphuckin C**k suckin.....(fill in more profanity
)
Favorite things to say/ask it lately:
Gimme my 3 grand back bitch!
Where did you hide my wrench?
When are you gonna blow up?
Why wont you pull the front tires like you are supposed to?
Where that ticking comming from?
Why did you just suck my dollar outta my hand?
BURN BITCH!!
My old man calls it the White Heathen
Here lately it is called:
The Long White Bitch
Two Dollar Hooker
Piece of ****
Mutherphuckin C**k suckin.....(fill in more profanity
)Favorite things to say/ask it lately:
Gimme my 3 grand back bitch!
Where did you hide my wrench?
When are you gonna blow up?
Why wont you pull the front tires like you are supposed to?
Where that ticking comming from?
Why did you just suck my dollar outta my hand?
BURN BITCH!!
BEAU... ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN??
#17
84 Chevy C-10 - The Giggler (Cause the stereo system made everything vibrate) - Traded
95 Chevy C-1500 - Toothbrush (Cause my girlfriend who is now my wife said she was tired of hearing about my truck, so I called it the most random word I could think of) - Sold
94 Nissan Sentra - Bloodclot (Wife's first car, was blood red) - Sold
01 Pontiac Grand Prix GT - (Mommy's car, named by my 2 year old) - Wife's car and my future DD
03 Chevy Silverado - (Daddy's truck, named by my 2 year old) - Future grage queen
95 Chevy C-1500 - Toothbrush (Cause my girlfriend who is now my wife said she was tired of hearing about my truck, so I called it the most random word I could think of) - Sold
94 Nissan Sentra - Bloodclot (Wife's first car, was blood red) - Sold
01 Pontiac Grand Prix GT - (Mommy's car, named by my 2 year old) - Wife's car and my future DD
03 Chevy Silverado - (Daddy's truck, named by my 2 year old) - Future grage queen



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