my son is freaking out!!
Jan 22, 2008 | 10:11 AM
#11
I was just joking. he will be fine. Maybe you should let him watch you take it down and fold it up as small as you can get it and then let him see how small and unscary it really is then unfold it to show him what it is again then fold it up again so he can confirm that it is not scary at all , let him hold it then unfold it and hang it back up.
thats a shitload of folding!! thats what his mommy is for, i dont mess with folding and laundry....man hands are to big to fold, thats why women have smaller hands.
and her feet are smaller too, so she can stand closer to the stove.i held his hands in mine last night, and that was all it took. a little soft talking to him and holding his hands, and he was cool. he smiled at me and started making those little coo noises. it all seems better now.
Jan 22, 2008 | 03:46 PM
#12
On The Tree
Joined: Jan 2007
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From: baton rouge,la
thats good he is over it..... trevor is a wise man.
i just found out at 11:30 today that my wife is pregnant. this is my first child, and im pretty excited. please don't tell anyone.... just you, me and my wife know!
i just found out at 11:30 today that my wife is pregnant. this is my first child, and im pretty excited. please don't tell anyone.... just you, me and my wife know!
Jan 22, 2008 | 04:12 PM
#13
i say wait until he is sleeping and sneek in the middle of the night and cover him up with the shower curtan...
make sure you have a video camera on him in the morning when he wakes up and FREAKS. send the video to americas funniest and win big
ill never have kids haha.
make sure you have a video camera on him in the morning when he wakes up and FREAKS. send the video to americas funniest and win big
ill never have kids haha.
Jan 22, 2008 | 04:17 PM
#14
i say wait until he is sleeping and sneek in the middle of the night and cover him up with the shower curtan...
make sure you have a video camera on him in the morning when he wakes up and FREAKS. send the video to americas funniest and win big ill never have kids haha.
make sure you have a video camera on him in the morning when he wakes up and FREAKS. send the video to americas funniest and win big
ill never have kids haha.very scary, but i was old enough and ready for whatever life threw at me, so i kept her around and i am tryin to be the father that i didnt have. you never know if you are gonna get a girlie pregnant or not...unless your nuts are clipped. condoms dont always work, and neither do contraceptives.
masturbation is the key to having no children. just keep Palmela Handerson close to you, and you will be okay bro.
Jan 22, 2008 | 08:25 PM
#17
Wrong...
thats a shitload of folding!! thats what his mommy is for, i dont mess with folding and laundry....man hands are to big to fold, thats why women have smaller hands. and her feet are smaller too, so she can stand closer to the stove.
Let's get your wife on the site a let her read what you wrote.
Lisa
thats a shitload of folding!! thats what his mommy is for, i dont mess with folding and laundry....man hands are to big to fold, thats why women have smaller hands. and her feet are smaller too, so she can stand closer to the stove.
Let's get your wife on the site a let her read what you wrote.
Lisa
Jan 22, 2008 | 10:47 PM
#18
Hay I took care of my kids, spoiled them rotten, until one day I just wasn't needed any more.
Use to dance with them on my feet until that day came, now they wont dance with me at all.
You know when that day is, talking on the phone is more important then telling me how their day was.
I remember days I could not go any where without company, now I ride alone listing to the radio.
One day I am holding a little tiny pair of shoes, the next day it is a big pair of stinky feet in flip flops.
then one day it kinda hits you, their not yours any more, they belong to someone else and having Kids of their own.
Use to dance with them on my feet until that day came, now they wont dance with me at all.
You know when that day is, talking on the phone is more important then telling me how their day was.
I remember days I could not go any where without company, now I ride alone listing to the radio.
One day I am holding a little tiny pair of shoes, the next day it is a big pair of stinky feet in flip flops.
then one day it kinda hits you, their not yours any more, they belong to someone else and having Kids of their own.
Jan 22, 2008 | 11:26 PM
#19
14 Second Truck Club
Joined: Jan 2004
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From: Keller, TX
you think you will never have kids! i thought that **** too. i did great for years, ***** monging and one night stands...parties with the boys...vacations....and then.....it happened...and she said she was keeping the baby, no matter what.
very scary, but i was old enough and ready for whatever life threw at me, so i kept her around and i am tryin to be the father that i didnt have. you never know if you are gonna get a girlie pregnant or not...unless your nuts are clipped. condoms dont always work, and neither do contraceptives.
masturbation is the key to having no children. just keep Palmela Handerson close to you, and you will be okay bro.
very scary, but i was old enough and ready for whatever life threw at me, so i kept her around and i am tryin to be the father that i didnt have. you never know if you are gonna get a girlie pregnant or not...unless your nuts are clipped. condoms dont always work, and neither do contraceptives.
masturbation is the key to having no children. just keep Palmela Handerson close to you, and you will be okay bro.
Jan 23, 2008 | 11:29 AM
#20
Hay I took care of my kids, spoiled them rotten, until one day I just wasn't needed any more.
Use to dance with them on my feet until that day came, now they wont dance with me at all.
You know when that day is, talking on the phone is more important then telling me how their day was.
I remember days I could not go any where without company, now I ride alone listing to the radio.
One day I am holding a little tiny pair of shoes, the next day it is a big pair of stinky feet in flip flops.
then one day it kinda hits you, their not yours any more, they belong to someone else and having Kids of their own.
Use to dance with them on my feet until that day came, now they wont dance with me at all.
You know when that day is, talking on the phone is more important then telling me how their day was.
I remember days I could not go any where without company, now I ride alone listing to the radio.
One day I am holding a little tiny pair of shoes, the next day it is a big pair of stinky feet in flip flops.
then one day it kinda hits you, their not yours any more, they belong to someone else and having Kids of their own.
