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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 09:48 AM
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so i heard this while walking into chemistry on tuesday....

why don't women fart as much as men?

-Because they never shut their mouths long enough to build up pressure...

that made my day.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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ahahaha
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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How come when they fart it is unexpected and funny, but when we do it is nasty?
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 12:01 PM
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LOL.

it has been estimated that most women have had atleast 1 smart gene in them in their lifetime.

problem is that 99% of them spit it out within a few seconds
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
LOL.

it has been estimated that most women have had atleast 1 smart gene in them in their lifetime.

problem is that 99% of them spit it out within a few seconds
good one.
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
LOL.

it has been estimated that most women have had atleast 1 smart gene in them in their lifetime.

problem is that 99% of them spit it out within a few seconds

NOICE!!!! Very true though
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 03:29 PM
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Ive heard both before and they are still funny
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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Lol
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by silverbrick
so i heard this while walking into chemistry on tuesday....

why don't women fart as much as men?

-Because they never shut their mouths long enough to build up pressure...

that made my day.
They don't Fart they Toot.
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