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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackGMC
How come when they fart it is unexpected and funny, but when we do it is nasty?
No, when we do it, its expected, loud, and nasty!
I told my wife, that I will not stand to hear her ever fart around me. There's just no way I could have sex with her after that....weird, yes, but that's just me!
She has yet to do it around me!

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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by CHEVY6000VHO
No, when we do it, its expected, loud, and nasty!
I told my wife, that I will not stand to hear her ever fart around me. There's just no way I could have sex with her after that....weird, yes, but that's just me!
She has yet to do it around me!

Jim

i agree... i act like im oblivious to the fact that girls fart or ****... they only pee pee.... the other hole is only for pleasure!!
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by greyghost4x4
i agree... i act like im oblivious to the fact that girls fart or ****... they only pee pee.... the other hole is only for pleasure!!
Girls DO NOT ****!!!! But i can tear *** whenever i want and i dont want to hear anything except "damn baby, that smells great!!!" or "good one!" I have taught her to do the prior, but she isnt a very fast learner.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
Girls DO NOT ****!!!! But i can tear *** whenever i want and i dont want to hear anything except "damn baby, that smells great!!!" or "good one!" I have taught her to do the prior, but she isnt a very fast learner.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by greyghost4x4
i agree... i act like im oblivious to the fact that girls fart or ****... they only pee pee.... the other hole is only for pleasure!!
packer!!!!!
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by onebadrubi
packer!!!!!
awe now...dont knock it til ya try it!!!!
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TahoeSS01
They don't Fart they Toot.
ha ha ha, thats what ruthless's old lady told me..

Its all bull though! I'm sure they all get together and talk about fartin, tell dirty jokes, and then go back to their forum online and tell their friends across the country about it. We just haven't caught on to it yet..
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by greyghost4x4
awe now...dont knock it til ya try it!!!!
ha ha, you mean don't love it till ya try it....

***, the other vagina...
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by LilRick
ha ha, you mean don't love it till ya try it....

***, the other vagina...

haha.. tighter with no chance of gettin a sex trophy!!!
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 11:20 AM
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told it to my GF, she laughed, she is quiet, but man can she fart
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