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Panchito and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Panchito answered, "Panty Stitcher. I
sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up
Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "un skilled labor", she
gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since
diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.
When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting
double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor, but
diesel fitters are skilled." "What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew
the elastic on da panties, then Pedro puts dem over his head and
says, "Yeah, diesel fitter.
When asked his occupation, Panchito answered, "Panty Stitcher. I
sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up
Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "un skilled labor", she
gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since
diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.
When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting
double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor, but
diesel fitters are skilled." "What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew
the elastic on da panties, then Pedro puts dem over his head and
says, "Yeah, diesel fitter.


