now i have been hit with food poisoning from a damn frozen pizza.
you know it's bad when it comes out both ends at the same time

 

Eeewweeeey!!! Thats dirty.

 

Haha, a few weeks back I had food poison and had the urge to and soon as I went to sit down, all over the bathroom floor. That really sucked cause I had to clean it up.

 

You need to find you a woman to do that for you....

Wait a tick....my woman cant even take out the trash without puking.

 

glad it wasnt the other way around

 

I can't keep a woman, I'm an a$$hole!

 

According to some guys, that's the type most girls are looking for.

Sucks to hear Pappy; I got food poisoning from the food at my high school cafeteria once. Definitely one of the worst experiences I've had. I was never able to eat their chicken again, and could hardly even look at it.

 

Funny, my wife and I were just talking about when that happened to me a couple of years ago. Not much fun.

 

Either way it would have still splattered!

 

damn LOL