A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."



courtesy of Darth Z @ SSU

 

Good one!

 

i love how you are frequently the first person to reply to threads in the southern section.

 

Ahm Southern man! Just 'cause I live in NorCal dont make me a Yankee!

 

at least ya aint a queer-assed hippie

LOL at the first post

 

that would be THE WORST!!!!! we don' 'llow queer hippie folk down sout.

 

hahah

 

good one.

 

Ba... This is a good one.

 

hey he just knows where to hang out he knows where the partys at

that was a good one tho