I got owned so hard by a slow ass mustang and a civic
Feb 8, 2006 | 12:03 PM
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I got owned so hard by a slow *** mustang and a civic
After slowprocess owned me on numerous occations, I decided to try my hand against a slow *** pos Mustang(probably had the v6 in it). He owned me from the start and my gtech showed 16.9. It was extremely pathetic the way he pulled me down the road like I was standing still.
Then a little stock civic with underbody lights that matched mine tried me. As the vtech kicked in, he slowly walked away from me in a cloud of dust. I really have the slowest truck in MS and have been owned numerous times by $theNewguy$ as well as greyghost4x4 in his 4.6L 4x4 truck. He walked me so hard I won't even attempt to try him again.
I am so gay for thinking I could ever own slowprocess and any other MS member on this board. I backed down at that fight the other night and hid in the truck like a little schoolgirl at her first sex ed class.
I guess I need to stop being such a flaming queen and get my truck anywhere near as fast as Slows truck. He is the fastest truck I've ever seen and I really wish he would be my daddy and take me under his wing. Without his guidance and security, I know I will not be able to make it in this world.
I guess this is really just a shoutout to the mod of the year.....my hero.....my owner.......SLOWPROCESS!!!!!!
Sorry, gotta go now.....I'm getting my legs waxed today at lunch and I've got to go pick up a few of my dresses from the cleaners. I also hear that victoria secret is having a sweet *** sale on frilly pretty pink panties. Good grief I am such a FLAMER!!!!!!!!!
Then a little stock civic with underbody lights that matched mine tried me. As the vtech kicked in, he slowly walked away from me in a cloud of dust. I really have the slowest truck in MS and have been owned numerous times by $theNewguy$ as well as greyghost4x4 in his 4.6L 4x4 truck. He walked me so hard I won't even attempt to try him again.
I am so gay for thinking I could ever own slowprocess and any other MS member on this board. I backed down at that fight the other night and hid in the truck like a little schoolgirl at her first sex ed class.
I guess I need to stop being such a flaming queen and get my truck anywhere near as fast as Slows truck. He is the fastest truck I've ever seen and I really wish he would be my daddy and take me under his wing. Without his guidance and security, I know I will not be able to make it in this world.
I guess this is really just a shoutout to the mod of the year.....my hero.....my owner.......SLOWPROCESS!!!!!!
Sorry, gotta go now.....I'm getting my legs waxed today at lunch and I've got to go pick up a few of my dresses from the cleaners. I also hear that victoria secret is having a sweet *** sale on frilly pretty pink panties. Good grief I am such a FLAMER!!!!!!!!!
Feb 8, 2006 | 12:16 PM
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Damn, man. I never knew you idolized me so much!!!!! I guess I could take a little time out of my life and give you a few pointers......but I won't now since I know how big of a flaming queen you are!!!!! Damn, now I'm worried you're going to be stalking me and ****. You stay away from my house and stop sending me those pictures of yourself!!!!! I mean it, that is just wrong!!!!
Last edited by slowprocess; Feb 8, 2006 at 12:22 PM.
Feb 8, 2006 | 12:29 PM
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From: From Houma La. Living n Ellisville Miss.
so r u just their pass around butty boy in ms.
Originally Posted by Bondo
After slowprocess owned me on numerous occations, I decided to try my hand against a slow *** pos Mustang(probably had the v6 in it). He owned me from the start and my gtech showed 16.9. It was extremely pathetic the way he pulled me down the road like I was standing still.
Then a little stock civic with underbody lights that matched mine tried me. As the vtech kicked in, he slowly walked away from me in a cloud of dust. I really have the slowest truck in MS and have been owned numerous times by $theNewguy$ as well as greyghost4x4 in his 4.6L 4x4 truck. He walked me so hard I won't even attempt to try him again.
I am so gay for thinking I could ever own slowprocess and any other MS member on this board. I backed down at that fight the other night and hid in the truck like a little schoolgirl at her first sex ed class.
I guess I need to stop being such a flaming queen and get my truck anywhere near as fast as Slows truck. He is the fastest truck I've ever seen and I really wish he would be my daddy and take me under his wing. Without his guidance and security, I know I will not be able to make it in this world.
I guess this is really just a shoutout to the mod of the year.....my hero.....my owner.......SLOWPROCESS!!!!!!
Sorry, gotta go now.....I'm getting my legs waxed today at lunch and I've got to go pick up a few of my dresses from the cleaners. I also hear that victoria secret is having a sweet *** sale on frilly pretty pink panties. Good grief I am such a FLAMER!!!!!!!!!
Then a little stock civic with underbody lights that matched mine tried me. As the vtech kicked in, he slowly walked away from me in a cloud of dust. I really have the slowest truck in MS and have been owned numerous times by $theNewguy$ as well as greyghost4x4 in his 4.6L 4x4 truck. He walked me so hard I won't even attempt to try him again.
I am so gay for thinking I could ever own slowprocess and any other MS member on this board. I backed down at that fight the other night and hid in the truck like a little schoolgirl at her first sex ed class.
I guess I need to stop being such a flaming queen and get my truck anywhere near as fast as Slows truck. He is the fastest truck I've ever seen and I really wish he would be my daddy and take me under his wing. Without his guidance and security, I know I will not be able to make it in this world.
I guess this is really just a shoutout to the mod of the year.....my hero.....my owner.......SLOWPROCESS!!!!!!
Sorry, gotta go now.....I'm getting my legs waxed today at lunch and I've got to go pick up a few of my dresses from the cleaners. I also hear that victoria secret is having a sweet *** sale on frilly pretty pink panties. Good grief I am such a FLAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 8, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by greyghost4x4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Dam ellie may... always knew you were a little different but had no idea you were such a flamin' butt pirate.. dam slow... keep up the good posts
