I just got off the phone with "Laurie" from a particular lighting manufacturer from Garland, Texas.... I seriously could not picture her other than perfect. I am sure she was 700lbs, but that damn accent just KILLS me. I must have said, "I am sorry, what did you say?" like 6 times. Freaking crazy *** sexy Texan female voice. Anybody wants to save on a few bucks and not call a 900 number I have an 800 number for ya.

 

someone come up with a picture

 

BTW...just got an email from her...it's spelled "Lori".

 

Gotta love the southern belle accent

Do yourself a favor though and never EVER ask for a picture. Sometimes it's better to leave it to the imagination.

 

im not as good as yall at this though

 

No doubt ^^ lmao!

 

I found her on myspace. LOL She only has a face shot.

 

Mother, wife, 38 and going to school. Man, what ever happened to privacy huh?

 

this is ONLY to give you an idea of how great her body is.

 

LMAO...in photoshop, take the base picture and "flip" or "mirror" it so it sorta points the same way as the other pic. Or do the same to the new layer. You can also grab one side of the pic and move past the other side and that should "reverse" it as well.