Help keep me out of jail!
Aug 14, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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Help keep me out of jail!
MDA Lockup
Kenny Douglas – MDA’s Most Wanted
Dear Friends:
I desperately need your help! I just made the “MDA’s Most Wanted” list! Believe it or not, I am going to be arrested on August 26, 2009 and I need your help to raise the dough to bail me out of jail. I will be locked up “For Good” unless I can come up with a minimum of $3,200 “Bail”.
Right now, you are probably saying to yourself, “Kenny deserves this and I knew they would catch up with him eventually,” or, “it is unbelievable why anyone would arrest such a nice person.”
The Muscular Dystrophy Association will be locking me up at the Black Angus and I will be incarcerated for about an hour at this Winter Wonderland and charged with “having an extremely big heart.”
Your donation toward my bail will not only help set me free, but will also help many area children and adults with muscle diseases by adding vital funds to MDA’s research efforts. You can help me and MDA by making a pledge toward my bail. In order to insure my release, I need to start raising my bail prior to the “MDA’s Most Wanted” extravaganza.
So, please help me get released from jail by sending a pledge to my attention made payable to MDA or visit my website: https://www.joinmda.org/MyLockup/MyH...a/Default.aspx
and click on the ‘Help make MY GOAL’ button to donate.
Thanks for your help!
Sincerely,
Kenny Douglas
Kenny Douglas – MDA’s Most Wanted
Dear Friends:
I desperately need your help! I just made the “MDA’s Most Wanted” list! Believe it or not, I am going to be arrested on August 26, 2009 and I need your help to raise the dough to bail me out of jail. I will be locked up “For Good” unless I can come up with a minimum of $3,200 “Bail”.
Right now, you are probably saying to yourself, “Kenny deserves this and I knew they would catch up with him eventually,” or, “it is unbelievable why anyone would arrest such a nice person.”
The Muscular Dystrophy Association will be locking me up at the Black Angus and I will be incarcerated for about an hour at this Winter Wonderland and charged with “having an extremely big heart.”
Your donation toward my bail will not only help set me free, but will also help many area children and adults with muscle diseases by adding vital funds to MDA’s research efforts. You can help me and MDA by making a pledge toward my bail. In order to insure my release, I need to start raising my bail prior to the “MDA’s Most Wanted” extravaganza.
So, please help me get released from jail by sending a pledge to my attention made payable to MDA or visit my website: https://www.joinmda.org/MyLockup/MyH...a/Default.aspx
and click on the ‘Help make MY GOAL’ button to donate.
Thanks for your help!
Sincerely,
Kenny Douglas
Aug 14, 2009 | 07:36 PM
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GFYS and STFU
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Sounds like he just wants us to donate money to his cause. Being locked up for one hour at "Black Angus" (isn't that a restaurant?) is what I think his punishement is or something?
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Aug 14, 2009 | 07:37 PM
#8
seems like it is a theme for a fund raising event , meaning he needs XXX amount of donations to meet a quota "getting bailed out"
kind of confusing the way he worded it , maybe he can clean it up in better detail
kind of confusing the way he worded it , maybe he can clean it up in better detail
Aug 14, 2009 | 08:53 PM
#9
Kinda what i was thinking but couldn't decipher it. Makes sense the way you put it
