so i am talking to my friend yesterday and he tells me he is getting a corvette this weekend, at first i thought he was joking but no he is not. apparently he wanted to get an older one and fix it up, but after looking around he decided to get a c5. since they had already depreciated. so his dad asked around and found one in houston for $20,000 but here is the deal. it belongs to the owner of the corvette club of houston or something like that, it is a 98 has 65K miles on it, never driven in the rain, basically in pristine condition. also has a 3 year 36K mile warantly on it. all he has to pay is $5000, bec his dad is going to buy has 2004 colorado for $15,000 to give to his brother. what pisses me off is this guy is not really a car guy. i wish i had found this, find a way to pay for it. also this is like the current owners 14th vette, so you know it in good condition.

there is a girl that lives in the complex next to mine and she drives a c5 z06, and i am sure she dosen't give a damn about it.

 

Get him drunk and swipe his keys, leave him a kia or some other 2-door speck. If he passes out shave his head and write a big girls number into his phone. I'd change your number in there to hers, cause if he wonders where his ride went he'll call "you", then she can give him one

 

Hey, Fat bitches need lovin too Craig!

 

is she hot?

 

only seen her from far, looks like a biatch