Business Proposal------
Feb 21, 2007 | 11:50 AM
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Business Proposal------
Joe wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she said she already had a boyfriend.
One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl said, "NO."
Joe then said: "I'll be fast -- I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said: "at LEAST ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. Just call me as soon as you take his money"
She agreed and accepted the $200 proposal.
A half an hour went by...and the boyfriend was still sitting by the phone, impatiently.......
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what had happened and why it took SO LONG for her to call him back?
She said: "It was awful.........i feel SO cheap and trashy .....
The boyfrind couldn't understand how the plan had gone so wrong, so he asked for more details about what had happened...
"He used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl said, "NO."
Joe then said: "I'll be fast -- I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said: "at LEAST ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down. Just call me as soon as you take his money"
She agreed and accepted the $200 proposal.
A half an hour went by...and the boyfriend was still sitting by the phone, impatiently.......
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what had happened and why it took SO LONG for her to call him back?
She said: "It was awful.........i feel SO cheap and trashy .....
The boyfrind couldn't understand how the plan had gone so wrong, so he asked for more details about what had happened...
"He used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
