i'm sitting at this stoplight right before this big *** bridge. A POS early 90's camaro pulls up next to me. I'm playing with the radio and i can see out the corner of my eye this dude checkin out my truck and lookin at me and smiling. Just then the light turns green. I got on a little too hard cuz he made me nervous(I hate bein stared at) and i end up breaking my tires loose. Apparently he took it as a challenge and took off. I'm watchin he jump ahead about 1 1/2 cars. I look on top of his car. He's got a freakin pizza hut glowin triangle sign thing on his car. So i punch it and reel him back in. I think he only had like a V6 it wasn't that fast but i had to post this. We only went up to about maybe 65 he wasn't that hard to beat. I woulda been pissed if he was racing around with my pizzas in his car. Do you think the sign thing slowed him down too much? Damn those glowing signs they're so un-aerodynamic.

 

Oh great... Now you pissed off the pizza man . Wanna race the easter bunny next. Just kiddin! Good kill

 

LMFAO!!!!

 

lol no but the guy that plays santa at the mall has been eyein me

 

Better watch out for him I hear the he has 8rdhp. (reigndeer hoof power).

 

kringle's goin down

 

Runnin him for slips. You could pick up all kinds of chicks with that sled. Women love that Christmas stuff

 

actually the guy that plays the easter bunny at the big mall down here beat the **** out of this lady right in front of all these kids. The picure in the newspaper showed a huge pink bunny punching this woman in the face it was funny as hell

 

What bridge ?

 

caloosahatchee bridge the new bridge not the old one