A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of **** in our garden."

 

HAHHAHA!! Nice!

 

That is great

 

i have a question. while your on the topic.
is kerry against gay marriage or for it?
btw, good joke. haha

 

I think he's for it just because Bush is against it.
Didnt ya know its cool and the trendy thing to oppose everything bush does or believes in?

 

Yeah.. he is for it.

 

just like spyder...lol

 

**** when i read the title, "short joke" I thought they were talking about your pecker again BB