I'm not sure what they are exactly. At the top i'm sure would be sex, more sex, sleep, winning the lotto, kidnapping freshman drunk from the dorm parkinglot and telling them we are going to throw them in the flint river....

But I'm sure of one thing that is not anywhere near the top of that list. Thats washing my truck down after I found about a dozen eggs on it. Also not on the top of that list is finding missing chips of paint on a newly painted quarter pannel after washing down my truck at 4am because there were a dozen eggs on it.

 

Dude that sucks I would be kickin some ***. Kidnapping drunk freshamn sounds like fun. How sad is this we are on a truck website at thise time of morning. I have been drinking all night so I cant really go to sleep and there is nothing else better to do. Its funny that you should post something like thise tonight I was thinkin the same thing LOL. There better not be any punks that egg my truck there would be hell to pay

 

I would fight the hell out of somebody lol, man that smokes pipe dude, it happens to the best of us, happened to me last halloween, luckily it was only like 3 eggs and I caught it like 10 min after they did it, this halloween I washed and waxed my truck and made it a target, I waited in the bushes for sum little punks to come egg it so I could teach there asses a lesson but nobody came, o well, my truck still looked good at least lol

 

Maybe kidnapping freshmen explains the egging? Nobody, NOBODY likes a bully.

 

nah, this wasn't at school.
besides, the freshman had it coming. he ran upto our glass doors, started pounding on them and ran away. We hopped in the truck and threw his *** in the bed drove about an 1/8th of a mile and brought him back to his dorm. not like we hog tied him.

 

i'd have to hand out an asswhuppin after something like that.

 

Maybe it was one of the freshmen you kidnapped

 

doubtful. Only one or two of even my closest friends know where I live. I doubt they could even make their way here without directions.

Not to mention, the kid was laughing about it. The guy that "kidnapped" him was dressed in a gorilla. I'm pretty sure he knew it was a joke.