motorcycle cops ????
Dec 30, 2003 | 08:04 PM
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motorcycle cops ????
went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked ****. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.I didn't care. My truck was parked around the corner. 
Dec 30, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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hey thanks for the welcome guys
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A very attractive woman walks up to the bar in a club. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. He shakes his head.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and
seductively popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say."Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap,or paper towels in the ladies room."
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A very attractive woman walks up to the bar in a club. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. He shakes his head.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and
seductively popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say."Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap,or paper towels in the ladies room."
Heh, I haven't heard either of those before. 
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Dec 31, 2003 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Hit Man X
Oh man, do I DESPISE police writing tickets for stupid violations. Running red lights, going 5mph over, etc. I hope there are no police on this board... 
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