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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGGO!!!!!!!
Feb 7, 2005 | 02:59 PM
#6
I'm so old......
-I fart dust
-I have to pee between beers
-I get mail for viagra
-I bought stock in hair color
-My bones make more noise than the bed
-under 20 crowd calles me sir
-can't remeber what I did yesterday
-I'm not jobless, it's early retirement (I wish LOL!)
-ear hair!
-belly is the only thing still growing
-Do this alot more
Come you guys can do better..........Lets hear them!!!!!
-I fart dust
-I have to pee between beers
-I get mail for viagra
-I bought stock in hair color
-My bones make more noise than the bed
-under 20 crowd calles me sir
-can't remeber what I did yesterday
-I'm not jobless, it's early retirement (I wish LOL!)
-ear hair!
-belly is the only thing still growing
-Do this alot more
Come you guys can do better..........Lets hear them!!!!!
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Feb 7, 2005 | 03:11 PM
#8
OK:
1-I fart dust--Better than needing a diaper
2-I have to pee between beers--See Number one
3-I get mail for viagra--Better than the phone calls I get
4-I bought stock in hair color--I only have hair in my ears now.
5-My bones make more noise than the bed--Time for Centrum Silver
6-under 20 crowd calles me sir--LOL dont know what to tell you here
7-can't remeber what I did yesterday--What was Yesterday?
8-I'm not jobless, it's early retirement (I wish LOL!)--Better than the checker at the winn dixie
9-ear hair!--See number 4
10-belly is the only thing still growing--Stop doing number 2
11-Do this alot more--Bed time after the 8:00pm news
Keep your Chins up....LOL it will get worse!
1-I fart dust--Better than needing a diaper
2-I have to pee between beers--See Number one
3-I get mail for viagra--Better than the phone calls I get
4-I bought stock in hair color--I only have hair in my ears now.
5-My bones make more noise than the bed--Time for Centrum Silver
6-under 20 crowd calles me sir--LOL dont know what to tell you here
7-can't remeber what I did yesterday
--What was Yesterday?8-I'm not jobless, it's early retirement (I wish LOL!)--Better than the checker at the winn dixie
9-ear hair!--See number 4
10-belly is the only thing still growing--Stop doing number 2
11-Do this alot more
--Bed time after the 8:00pm newsKeep your Chins up....LOL it will get worse!
