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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 12:10 AM
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A guy comes home drunk and passes out on the sofa. The next afternoon when he wakes up, he goes into the bathroom to take a leak and he notices two rings around his Johnson, a red ring and a brown ring. He becomes worried and goes to the doctor to be checked out. After running a few tests, the doctor re-enters the room with the verdict. Well, the doctor says, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the red ring is lipstick.....and the bad news is that the brown ring is chewing tobacco!
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 03:34 AM
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bahahaha good joke!
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 10:09 AM
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Haaaaa....Thats not Right.....
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 11:07 AM
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so, maybe the girl chews. lol. i used to date a girl that did.

good joke though. i'll be telling that one
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 11:40 AM
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yeah my girlfriend's cousin chews, pretty damn hot too.
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 12:09 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by drkblusierra
yeah my girlfriend's cousin chews, pretty damn hot too.
ya, this one was pretty good looking too. i've seen hot girls try it before. it is pretty funny to watch, especially after they had a few beers. they get pretty dissy
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 04:32 PM
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I was at a bar talking to a girl who I noticed was chewing but I didnt notice her spitting.........
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GoldenVelvet
I was at a bar talking to a girl who I noticed was chewing but I didnt notice her spitting.........
wow, if she can swallow chew, imagine what else she swallows. sorry, had to say it. have a feeling this comment will get this thread shut down
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by KeukaZ71
wow, if she can swallow chew, imagine what else she swallows. sorry, had to say it. have a feeling this comment will get this thread shut down

hey, hey, hey....


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