Well, heard a thump outside at about 7:30pm, and wouldn't you know it, the Halloween prankster bitches are already out egging cars...or in my case, my brother's truck.
By the time we knew what was going on, they were off, my bro tried to catch em but didn't know which way they went.
So I'm staying at home tonight instead of going out to see Aliens: The Director's Cut
Got my bat, gun and some beers...don't **** with me

 

no ****, i worked until midnight tonight at a local grocery store, and these little kids were buying eggs and shaving cream.. i told them

"you're making breakfast aye? they would giggle.. then i said "if any if you egg my truck or anything, im looking for you! and when i catch you, god knows what i will do"

but i took my dads truck to work for that same reason.


luckily no harm done to me.

 

haha, little batards in my neighborhood know better then to do that to my house. they know i'll let me fat bulldog out that can't run but can bark really loud

 

damn, i'm gonna have to watch out for bulldogs next time :p

 

Yeah most of the kids in my neighborhood I have met or know someone that I know, so they know my armory. If I hear something my swords under the bed and if I'm pissed I can run pretty fast and even if I didn't catch them people here are dumb enough to brag about stuff even when the people could possibly hear them. I'd find them.

 

It would be worth them doing it if you could catch them.

 

No chingen con Chingon porque se los chinga......

 

I couldn't have said it better myself !!

BTW...yo hablo un poquito español

 

Muaaahahaha.....No one else came by that night...lucky for them

 

ahhhh...to lazy to translate in google to find out what was said