New track speed, and funny woopass on import.
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Just got back from RCr tonight. I ran my best trap speed. It was considerably faster than the last one.
My time was the same though, but with a worse 60'. hmmm
(traction)
I ran a 14.01 @ 105mph, with a shitty 2.6838'
The best part of the night!!!!!!!
I was about 15 cars from the burnout box and this punk ***, skinny bitch kept looking and pointing at me with his girlfriend. I kept ignoring it because i was waiting to see if we were going to line up. Well this el camino in front of me had starter problems and had to pull over right before the burnout box. It was fate, I was ******* smiling my *** off. I look over at the punk and he's talking to himself like what the **** is this ugly farmtruc doing next to me. I give him a quick stare down and proceed to stage.
I blew his ****** doors off, hahahahahahah, i knew i would, but he didn't. All that night he didn't look too happy and i'm sure he was embarrassed. hahahah, i still can't get over it, ahahha
I should have taken his girl afterwards, she could have road in real muscle instead of eating rice, ahahahhahaahha
a whit mitsu 3000gt with a cute girlfriend.
later,
allen
My time was the same though, but with a worse 60'. hmmm
(traction)
I ran a 14.01 @ 105mph, with a shitty 2.6838'
The best part of the night!!!!!!!
I was about 15 cars from the burnout box and this punk ***, skinny bitch kept looking and pointing at me with his girlfriend. I kept ignoring it because i was waiting to see if we were going to line up. Well this el camino in front of me had starter problems and had to pull over right before the burnout box. It was fate, I was ******* smiling my *** off. I look over at the punk and he's talking to himself like what the **** is this ugly farmtruc doing next to me. I give him a quick stare down and proceed to stage.
I blew his ****** doors off, hahahahahahah, i knew i would, but he didn't. All that night he didn't look too happy and i'm sure he was embarrassed. hahahah, i still can't get over it, ahahha
I should have taken his girl afterwards, she could have road in real muscle instead of eating rice, ahahahhahaahha
a whit mitsu 3000gt with a cute girlfriend.
later,
allen
#2
Good gosh, 105 is moving. You need to get that rear end taken care of. Generally, I get a little better mph when I spin more off the line. My 60's and ETs are down, but MPH is up.
#4
Damn Rice feels good to make fools outta them
Should Have taken his Girlfriend for a boot in the Farmtruc <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
Shown her how <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_pimp.gif" /> it is
Should Have taken his Girlfriend for a boot in the Farmtruc <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
Shown her how <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_pimp.gif" /> it is
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i'm still laughing inside about that incident, i can't believe all those cars in front of us, him laughing at me and us finally staging together, ahahahah, i can't get over it, it was a classic, just like the poor boy car beating the rich, flashy car. hahahah
his girlfriend was cute, at least she was nice to look at.
i also brought my 12 year old daughter along, teaching her the ropes of rice and american muscle. she can hear and spot a fart can just as quick as i can. "dad, do you hear that car", hahahah. her and her friend were laughing at hime and high fiving each other in front of him, you know how kids are, it was funny though.
ya, once traction is taken care of, i should be able to get that 60' down. i was told i may loose a little mph, but that's fine, i want to get low 13's without any power adder. I have been pondering the thought of a turbo and 6.0L heads.
thanks for the <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />
allen
his girlfriend was cute, at least she was nice to look at.
i also brought my 12 year old daughter along, teaching her the ropes of rice and american muscle. she can hear and spot a fart can just as quick as i can. "dad, do you hear that car", hahahah. her and her friend were laughing at hime and high fiving each other in front of him, you know how kids are, it was funny though.
ya, once traction is taken care of, i should be able to get that 60' down. i was told i may loose a little mph, but that's fine, i want to get low 13's without any power adder. I have been pondering the thought of a turbo and 6.0L heads.
thanks for the <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />
allen
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Good one FarmTruc. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
My brothers buddy has an MX6 that he thinks is fast. Last time I raced him I jumped 3 car lengths ahead of him before he knew what happened and then I let off. Best thing about it was what he said afterwards, and I quote...
"If I a had a shift light installed I probably would have hung right with you." <img border="0" alt="[bullshit]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bs.gif" />
This statement followed shortly after...
"I couldn't even hear my car." I followed up with "That's funny, I couldn't hear your car farting either".
At least he's being cool about it and now admits he got his *** handed to him. Good kill FarmTruc!
My brothers buddy has an MX6 that he thinks is fast. Last time I raced him I jumped 3 car lengths ahead of him before he knew what happened and then I let off. Best thing about it was what he said afterwards, and I quote...
"If I a had a shift light installed I probably would have hung right with you." <img border="0" alt="[bullshit]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_bs.gif" />
This statement followed shortly after...
"I couldn't even hear my car." I followed up with "That's funny, I couldn't hear your car farting either".
At least he's being cool about it and now admits he got his *** handed to him. Good kill FarmTruc!
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Well, that truck has some low 13's in it right now with traction. Your mph might suffer a bit but the ET's will drop big time.
When I was running 105 in my car it was good for 2.0 60's and 13.1-3 et's depending on weather. That was stock btw. <img border="0" alt="[bang head]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_banghead.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
Nice Kill. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
John
When I was running 105 in my car it was good for 2.0 60's and 13.1-3 et's depending on weather. That was stock btw. <img border="0" alt="[bang head]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_banghead.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
Nice Kill. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
John
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I have to admit. The only thing better then beating a import is beating a dakota. I get all giggle when i smoke one. I love taking them on the interstate. The look on there faces when that long wheel base passes by at 110mph is just breath taking..... <img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />
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