Did I own him?
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From: Somewhere around -199C
Well My future father in law is really cool. We pull pranks and crap on eachother all the time... Well when i went over recently, he told me taht he forgot to mention that if i were to take his daughter i would have to give him a goat.... I had heard of this from other traditions where you give teh father something in exchange.. 
as im sittin there like damn.... what the hell do i do.... him, her mother and my fiance started laughing... turns out they just wanted to see my reaction. Well fine two can play at that game... After work i went by my friends ranch out in norco, and he gave me a goat for a reaonable price... 3 cases of beer aint bad. I loaded that bastard in the back of my truck, and hauled it the 15-20 miles to his house. so I went in his back yard while he wasnt there and chained this damn goat to his fence post.. The look on his face was priceless... he's usually a guy with a quick comeback but when they walked in the back he just stood there with his mouth open.
clipped to his back door was an envelope with a reciept i had made, that said. Payment for daughter 1 goat. paid in full....... then at the bottom "this is not a joke"
That will teach him to watch what he asks for! now he's stuck with a damn goat, and his dogs are afraid to go near that part of the yard.
sometimes the best revenge is giving someone what they ask for!!!
as im sittin there like damn.... what the hell do i do.... him, her mother and my fiance started laughing... turns out they just wanted to see my reaction. Well fine two can play at that game... After work i went by my friends ranch out in norco, and he gave me a goat for a reaonable price... 3 cases of beer aint bad. I loaded that bastard in the back of my truck, and hauled it the 15-20 miles to his house. so I went in his back yard while he wasnt there and chained this damn goat to his fence post.. The look on his face was priceless... he's usually a guy with a quick comeback but when they walked in the back he just stood there with his mouth open.
clipped to his back door was an envelope with a reciept i had made, that said. Payment for daughter 1 goat. paid in full....... then at the bottom "this is not a joke"
That will teach him to watch what he asks for! now he's stuck with a damn goat, and his dogs are afraid to go near that part of the yard.
sometimes the best revenge is giving someone what they ask for!!!
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From: Somewhere around -199C
Naw tahts dead serious.... I work in anaheim, and drove out to norco after work last nite... I am definitely watchin out now cause Im sure somethings comin my way.... I just thought you guys would enjoy that....
No it is 100 serious..... no bs, no joke....
No it is 100 serious..... no bs, no joke....




