I just pissed myself from laughing so hard.....

Dude you deserve a beer on the forum!

 

Thats a great story! made me laugh my *** off, funny thing is that i just noticed the a few days ago that we have one of those in each bathroom now, kinda freaked me out the first time i herd it go off. LMFAO!!!!

 

I can completely relate with this. My girlfrind bought one for our bedroom. I had a few close calls with it and figured it'd just be best for me to keep my distance. Well, we had it long enough to make it to our third battery in it when it maced me in the face. I had just finished halfass making the bed, and I turned to exit the room and it went off. The eyeball pain is the first thing you notice, then when you go to take your first gasp of air you instantly choked by the poisonous apples&cinnamon scent. Mine was an open mouthed inhale, and I can assure you it definately does not taste like apples&cinnamon. It tastes like slow tortured death creeping into your nervous system.

I now know how those spiders in the basement felt when I hit them with Hot Shot. You know what though? **** spiders.

 

lmao!!! sux!

 

I have sent this to everyone I know......In my opinion it is the best thread on the web right now.

 

haha, thats pretty funny

 

bout pissed myself laughing at this... we have one on top of the fridge in the kitchen and it goes off at night sometimes when I go in there to make a bottle for the baby and scares the hell out of me

 

haha But they look so nice in the commercial. You would never think they are dangerous. Good one. I lol'd

 

We have one at the house that sits on a shelf over the couch. I didn't know it was there and was up late about a week ago. Whatching tv when it decided to go off. My sense of smell is almost shot so i couldn't smell it. The sound right before it sparyed reminded me of a small rattle snake. So I jump up and start trying to find the snake and how the hell it got in the house with out wakeing the two and three year old that are down the hall up. Only to have it spray me in the back of the head when i moved the couch.

 

lmfao!!!! dude u def need a beer that is funny as hell.. maybe not at the time it wasnt but man.. hahaha ima look out for these mystery boxes from now on.