What would you do???
Feb 1, 2009 | 06:40 AM
#1
What would you do???
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited
money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his *** with that blanket before he catches cold.'
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited
money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his *** with that blanket before he catches cold.'
Feb 2, 2009 | 07:02 AM
#6
yea hell thats just about how everyone is now days i know everyone at were i work is mostly married with ppl on the side and i been single for 2 years was engaged and she wanted to do the samething till i caught on and i have just about decided to find someone to screw and go on about my business less B.S. that way
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Feb 3, 2009 | 11:50 AM
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hell.... i'd ask him if he wanted his yard mowed, errands run, and if his mom needed a boytoy haha.
< not one for open relationship but once the hoe did that.... hello ladies
< not one for open relationship but once the hoe did that.... hello ladies