What do you or your wife or g/f call your truck ??

 

HeavyChevy

 

i call it charlene my girlfriemd calls it a peice off ****, but she knows that i like it more then her.

 

as screen name says

 

my 3 yr old daughter calls it the big red truck

 

my wife calls my truck the wife and she is the mistress lol ahahaa

 

I commonly refer to mine as "The Land Barge"

 

We call mine "Dirty" or "Dirty Silver".

 

my trucks has a lot of names.

when i get beat it is "you big slow blue pile of ****"
when i beat someone it is " damn lucky"
my girlfriend calles it "stupid truck" i think about it more then her.
i like to call it "big blue"

oh and my beater is called "Danger Ranger"

 

common names for my ride given by friends/family.

1. The Blue beast (beast for short)
2. The Six OH! Monster
3. the ImpoSSter
4. pimp mobile
5. hell-wagon (compliments of grandfather)

#2 is the most common name for her tho. But you have to emphasize the OH! as if to imply that driving my truck is orgasmic.