i also had someone tell me to tune my 72 when i was a senior in high school.... looked at them like " yeah, and u can drive TO hawaii"
he persisted that u can tune a carbed motor with a handheld, idiot!

 

This is about a honda but just as stupid none the less

So I was working on my wifes 2000 Honda Accord and I was cleaning the throttle body and IAC. I made a trip up to Autozone to see if they had a throttle body gasket. I kid you not, when I asked the guy at the counter for the part and told him the application he tell's me that my wifes Honda doesnt have a throttle body, He says its sequential multi port injection and they do not use throttle bodies anymore. I swear I could have slapped him. but I chose to just run down the road to Oriley's.....

 

need to carry a pic of ur avatar and when stupid **** like that happens just pull out the pic of kirmit and slap the **** out of them.
I swear after readin some stories on here... people need to fill out applications and take a IQ test before sticking the wiener in something

 

got another one. carquest parts store buying rear drums for my truck.

me: i am here to pick up my rear drums
guy: for what kinda vehicle
me: 07 siverado classic
guy: 07 siverados dont come with rear drums all discs.
me: uh no i ordered them a couple days ago they are here.
guy: no you have discs all the way around let me look it up for you.
me: no you are wrong i have the truck outside.
guy: well get someone esle to help cause i know damn well 07 dont come with drums.
me: (trying to hold my cooL) pls get someone else.
girl: what you looking for. (butch lady)
me: rear drums for 07 siverado.
girl: huh doesnt show up for your model.
me: mad!
manager: can i help you.
me: i ordered drums for the rear 07 siverado.
manager: oh yea they came in yesterday.
me: thank you.
girl, guy: roll eyes.
me: took drums put in back of truck and hit the tow button and burned them a nice one.. all along there front street.

 

sometime i just wanna look a people when they say or do something stupid and just go......"F*****$&^%^#&#*#KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" right in there face.

dont get me wrong, i have done stupid **** too. but right after i did it i admitted it. my father once told me "keep ur mouth shut to keep those who think ur stupid to keep thinkin instead of opeing ur mouth and removing all doubt"

 

I forgot about the guy I overheard at our cafeteria that put a CAI, flowmasters, Hypertech, and of course a larger MAF and got 'about a hundred extra horses' out of his Tahoe. I didn't even bother with him, he's 'that smart' about everything. I turned back around and went on with our discussion of boost controllers and BOV's and spark tables.

 

LMFAO! what a dumb ***, that story was great

 

next time u see that spoon bill tell him to get a Tornado!!! like the ad says "its like supercharging you truck!"

tell him he'd get an extra 40 hp with it!

 

He may even need some bigger injectors to keep up.

I betcha that thing runs mid 12's already

 

ok mine is a lil diff than ur guys... i have an 05 rst, and this happens everywhere i go...
them : nice truck
me: thanks
them: is it fast?
me: it's all stock from the dealer
them:did u put the brakes on?
me: nope its stock
them: how much were the rims?
me: there stock
them: who did the stripes and spoiler?
me: it's stock
them: where did u get the cf dash?
me: it's stock
and it just keeps goin

gets kinda old.... but now the warranty is up... i won't be sayin it's stock anymore lol