Your stuck at a party that's SUPER gay?

My girlfriend has me at a party right now with coworkers for a housewarming thing. Well uh, I'm posting up now trying to think of an out lol. Holy **** this sucks. I'm shaved headed with a beard and tattoos, jeans and tshirt and I'm literally surrounded by clean shaven college kids losing their minds from a few cases of bud light... I'm posting from their "arena" where they're playing "drunk ball"... jesus I've never been this... I don't know, I guess I'm feeling a mix of bored and angry, with a tiny twist of eyeroll mixed in.

What do you do???

 

Drink more until it becomes interesting?

 

If I wasn't driving that would be the plan. If only I wasn't driving... I'm on my droid posting on ptrucks from a party, that should be an indicator lol

 

Sounds like a lively party.

 

Take pics so we can see what we are missing, lol.

 

I second that.

 

Get on the internet on your phone... that's what I do, looks like you might have that covered though.

 

Hahaha, I'd feel pretty weird taking pictures of some dudes house that I just met today lol. Most of the kids started taking off, so I gave her a lil nudge and she's started her 2 hour goodbyes, so I'm in the home stretch at least. We're in the garage makin our way out now. Its a pretty nice 2 car setup too, not a tool to be found in here though... nope wait, there's one shovel in the corner and a bucket and that's it.

Oh well, I'm makin my way out...

 

I liked the play-by-play!!!

Hope you made it out with no casualties!! Did you tell the wifee how utterly lame the party was or did you not want to hurt her feelings?

 

When we got in the car for the ride home she apologized to me lol... I'm sure she knew what I was thinking while we were there though. I didn't have to say anything haha. The people whose house it is were nice enough though, I can't say anything bad about them at all.

Well, except for the beautiful 2 car garage that was bare!