Well busted the wife's nose today... NEED ADVICE
01-04-2009, 03:10 PM
#1
Well busted the wife's nose today... NEED ADVICE
I hit my wife today.. wow I feel like such ****. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops tomorrow, so I figured I would tell y'all what happend.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
Heres a picture of my kitchen floor
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
Picture of my kitchen wall
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..
My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "ah forget it, yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
Heres a picture of my kitchen floor
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
Picture of my kitchen wall
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears..
My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "ah forget it, yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
01-04-2009, 04:19 PM
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haha, the end killed it for me. But if that **** really went down Im Sorry man. Sounds like thats one of those things that shouldnt be said and deserves a punch in the face. Dont get me wrong I would never consciously hit a woman or intend to, but thats one of those primal rage things. Hope it all goes well man.
Dont drop the soap big homie! haha
Dont drop the soap big homie! haha
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01-04-2009, 04:26 PM
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IVE BACK HANDED A GIRL,ONLY CAUSE SHE PUNCHED ME WHILE I WAS DRIVING.FAWK IT,THEYTHINK JUST CAUSE THERE FEMALES THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH **** LIKE THAT-lol at the end of your story
