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Old Jul 15, 2014 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 03sierraslt
Wow, that's a scary one.
the only thing in the garage fridge to get the oil out of my mouth was miller lite. after about 4 beers i figured i should call poison control. the first thing she said was don't drink any kind of alcohol. i started laughing. she also said don't induce vomiting. after about 3 hours i couldnt stand it anymore and put my finger down my throat
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Old Jul 15, 2014 | 09:17 PM
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Make sure to cut all zip-ties at a 45 degree angle in all hidden spots to act like little razors while fishing around that area later on
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Old Jul 15, 2014 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TXsilverado
the only thing in the garage fridge to get the oil out of my mouth was miller lite. after about 4 beers i figured i should call poison control. the first thing she said was don't drink any kind of alcohol. i started laughing. she also said don't induce vomiting. after about 3 hours i couldnt stand it anymore and put my finger down my throat
Damn , what was worse the oil or the miller lite ?

Really though that would've sucked .
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Old Jul 16, 2014 | 01:16 AM
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I have nothing to add to this thread...
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Old Jul 16, 2014 | 02:57 AM
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Hah! This guy. Lol
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Old Jul 16, 2014 | 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by 99LsSilverado
Make sure to cut all zip-ties at a 45 degree angle in all hidden spots to act like little razors while fishing around that area later on
truth!
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Old Jul 16, 2014 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 99LsSilverado
Make sure to cut all zip-ties at a 45 degree angle in all hidden spots to act like little razors while fishing around that area later on
This is why I stopped using those stainless ties for header wrap. Those WILL rip into your flesh and draw blood every time.

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Yeah, these things are the devil.
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Old Jul 17, 2014 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by smokeshow
This is why I stopped using those stainless ties for header wrap. Those WILL rip into your flesh and draw blood every time.
I made that mistake once with the stainless ties once. One of the worst cuts that didnt come from any type of blade.
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Old Jul 18, 2014 | 07:23 PM
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bigger isn't always better when using prybars remember...when it slips it WILL hit you in the forehead...had a black eye for a week
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Old Jul 18, 2014 | 09:10 PM
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When using a punch going with a bigger hammer doesn't always end well.
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