It is that time again - Resident Retard Stories
#21
the only thing in the garage fridge to get the oil out of my mouth was miller lite. after about 4 beers i figured i should call poison control. the first thing she said was don't drink any kind of alcohol. i started laughing. she also said don't induce vomiting. after about 3 hours i couldnt stand it anymore and put my finger down my throat
#23
the only thing in the garage fridge to get the oil out of my mouth was miller lite. after about 4 beers i figured i should call poison control. the first thing she said was don't drink any kind of alcohol. i started laughing. she also said don't induce vomiting. after about 3 hours i couldnt stand it anymore and put my finger down my throat


Really though that would've sucked .
#27

Yeah, these things are the devil.
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