Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was
helping one of her kindergarten students put
on his cowboy boots?

He asked for her help and she could see why.

Even with both of them pushing, the little
boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they
got the second boot on, the teacher had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,
'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'
She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than
it was putting them on. She managed to keep
her cool as together they worked to get the
boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, '....These aren't my boots. '

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face
and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?', like she
wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him
pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner
had they gotten the boots off when he said,

'They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and courage
she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked,
'....Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

 

stupid kids


bwahahahahahahah

 

 

kid comes home and tells his dad he just had sex for the first time..

dad says, hang on son.. and grabs them a few cold beers..

then dad says, you got any questions for me boy

son says yeah, how long is my butt supposed to hurt ?

dad says

 

WHERE TEH HELL YOU BEEN DEWSTER????????????

John

 

Two little boys were in the hospital. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid said, "I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jell-o and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."

The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

 

December is a hard month for me at work. I usually work 16 hour days. Theeeeen,I just lost my sata raid 0 drives on my home computer. Sigh (couldn't be so lucky BC...network back up drive for documents,pics,vids, and data)