Texas Midget

The ********* of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The
midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget
dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and
started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left ********
and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check
for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the
doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
********, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical
scissors.

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.........then snip-snip-snip-snip on
the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if
his ********* still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said," How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you
do?

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."

 

hahah goood one! that was funny!









april fools! na but for real funny!

 

haha pretty funny