Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

> If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas
> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
> If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas
>> Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:
>> Need to be cheered up?
> Happy, Texas 79042
> Pep, Texas 79353
> Smiley, Texas 78159
> Paradise,Texas 76073
> Rainbow, Texas 76077
> Sweet Home, Texas 77987
> Comfort, Texas 78013
> Friendship, Texas 76530
> > Love the Sun?
> Sun City, Texas 78628
> Sunrise, Texas 76661
> Sunset, Texas 76270
> Sundown, Texas 79372
> Sunray, Texas 79086
> Sunny Side, Texas 77423
> > Want something to eat?
> Bacon, Texas 76301
> Noodle, Texas 79536
> Oatmeal, Texas 78605
> Turkey, Texas 79261
> Trout, Texas 75789
> Sugar Land , Texas 77479
> Salty, Texas 76567
> Rice, Texas 75155
> And top it off with:
> Sweetwater, Texas 79556
> Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
> Detroit, Texas 75436
> Colorado City, Texas 79512
> Denver City, Texas 79323
> Nevada, Texas 75173
> Memphis, Texas 79245
> Miami, Texas 79059
> Boston, Texas 75570
> Santa Fe, Texas 77517
> Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
> Reno, Texas 75462

> Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
> Athens, Texas 75751
> Canadian, Texas 79014
> China, Texas 77613
> Egypt, Texas 77436
> Turkey, Texas 79261
> London , Texas 76854
> New London, Texas 75682
> Paris, Texas 75460
> No need to travel to Washington D.C.
> Whitehouse, Texas 75791
> > We even have a city named after our planet!
> Earth, Texas 79031
> > And a city named after our State!
> Texas City, Texas 77590
> > Exhausted?
> Energy, Texas 76452
> > Cold?
> Blanket, Texas 76432
> Winters, Texas
> > Like to read about History?
> Santa Anna, Texas
> Goliad, Texas
> Alamo, Texas
> Gun Barrel City, Texas
> > Need Office Supplies?
> Staples, Texas 78670
> > Men are from Mars, woman are from
> Venus, Texas 76084
> > You guessed it... it's on the state line...
> Texline, Texas 79087
> > For the kids...
> Kermit, Texas 79745
> Elmo, Texas 75118
> Nemo, Texas 76070
> Tarzan, Texas 79783
> Winnie, Texas 77665
> Sylvester, Texas 79560
>> Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
> Frognot, Texas 75424
> Bigfoot, Texas 78005
> Hogeye, Texas 75423
> Cactus, Texas 79013
> Notrees, Texas 79759
> Best, Texas 76932
> Veribest, Texas 76886
> Kickapoo, Texas 75763
> Dime Box, Texas
> Telephone, Texas 75488
> Telegraph, Texas 76883
> Whiteface, Texas 79379
> Twitty, Texas 79079
>
> And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City
> Kilgore, Texas 75662
>
> Have a Good Day!
>
> P.S. Whoops, left out
> Muleshoe
> Cut'n shoot,
> Hoot And Holler,
> Ding Dong, and don't forget......
> Farewell, Texas
>
> And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
> KNOTT, TEXAS