Or I can drive Ace Ventura style with my head hanging out the window.

In your dreams! :sexy:


PS Call me again tonight and wisper sweet nothings to me while I fall asleep to Elton John songs.

No lessons were necessary, self taught thank you very much.

 

What are you guys talking about??
We were in there for 45 minutes and I had already gotten 2 free beers from the cute blonde bar tender (who had already gave me the "stay till closing time and I'll let you ride me like you did that Bull" eye-wink) and danced some kinda square dance with a fat chick that Cody picked out of the crowd. Now that I think about it I do realize why Cody handed me that chubbster, she had a cute friend and sure enough, Cody being the gentleman offered me the cute one's ugly friend. Graciously I'm such a good wing man that I rode her around the dance floor like a Hippity Hop.

http://www.jumpingballs.com/

 

bigboy576103, J likes playing w/. big toys...

Honkies huh? That could be taken outta context.

That's what I thought TX was all about too - country music, rodeos, rednecks, loud mouths, & supposedly everything is bigger there.

She (bartender) probably needed to clean out tap, so gave ya 2 freebies.

I loved the, ride me like Bull eye wink comment.

Way to help him out Cody.

 

The pics and video I have of Spoogins trip down to Texas
He refused to stay still for any picture

Riding his butt buddy Lee(sloxcab)

It was David(dlt76028)'s birthday so he got a napkin signed by all the girls

Julien is so fast he just goes too quickly to work, Im pretty sure he has heard that before

Stewart(txsilverado) is a fat *** and was freaking out the waitress because he ate a ridiculously large hamburger

His trophy for eating it

Stewart doing his thing(freaking out women)

David with our waitress

The bar tender David unsuccessfully hit on, she wasnt having any part of our groups antics. I came to the conclusion that she was a lesbian, its the only explanation for her being such a bitch to such an irresistable group of guys such as ourselves

Julien and his parking lot antics

A blur of Julien hitting the punching meter like a women

And him riding through the parking lot of the bar on the bumper of someones truck

Youre doing it wrong Julien!

 

Julien is such a clown. I for some reason find humor in 1st one.

What is w/. how the 2nd pic I quoted? She looks ghostly white? Or is that cause of the flash? She's still a Cutey.

Must be a lesbian. That last one, she's hot.

 

holy knockers...where's the pic of Julien...who cares, more please

 

She was pretty white to begin with and the flash didn't help. That's all the pics I got, Julien is a lot of fun. Crazy bastard, you don't want to go out with him unless you're in a big group, I could see getting in a fight because someone takes his antics the wrong way.

 

Damn Cody im tired of your excuses we all know the pics r blury because u were drunk off ur ***!!!
You were drunk before we left the track bro! haha

4real tho i think that sumbitch left his RITALIN medicine back in cali that weekend

 

Shut up Ray, I wasn't drunk, just enjoying my alcohol. There is a difference, you should know

I wasn't drunk until the strip club when I got ahold of those stout *** crown and cokes

 

I was wondering if you even kept those pictures, and those pics aren't blurry, that's just how I really look.

Wow, your not kidding bro. There was one girl there who was an absolute B-I-T-C-H. I admit that I probably didn't help the situation... , I can have that effect on people! But still, I actually pulled that girl aside (when I was bringing "Turbo" in from the car and half the girls were petting it) and told her to stop being such a Debbie Downer. She stormed off but her co-workers all laughed and that's actually why they let me bring the dog inside the restaurant in the first place. I guess that bitch isn't that great of a co-worker either.