I was just invited by a friends sister to girls night at the strippers... I'm having mixed feelings lol 5 hot women just thought i'd inform ya'll while your sitting at the computer bored I'll be drinking and partying with 5 Models

 

you bish

 

damnit. there are no nonstop flights from OK to Alberta

 

You lucky bastard, I'm so jealous! How about sending a few strippers my way as my birthday present?

 

Ive seen those canadian women.. im not missin out on anything lol..

 

F**k those strippers! I went to an 80th birthday part tonight and had turkey, mashed potatos, and gravy!

 

I'm on my cell phone on the couch getting massaged by 3 beautiful Asian women.
































without pics this thread sucks!

 

Word...hope you brought a camera or at least your cell phone with you D...we need proof

 

ahh i was conned by blondie (friends sister) i anded up at a dance club for the record any guy that comes to Edmonton Alberta go to Oil City guys are out numbered like 4 to 1 and only saw a hand full of non hot ones only like 1 or 2 ugly ones

 

okay so after tonight i have officially decided that my brother is gay had all the girls back at my place for music and more booze.

what would a straight guy do in this situation? I was dancing sorta half assed like i always do.

i sent him a text message with a video of every one over having a good time just to tease him to come over (he only lives 10 min away)

he calls me back and says hes about to hit level something on world of warcraft and that the girls aren't hot enough for him to bother with... there was only one here that was here that has never been a model in her life. like seriously there not hot enough this is coming from a guy thats 25 and I'm damn sure still hasn't had sex in his life... i thought the older brothers were supposed to be the cools ones and the younger the nerds. obviously not in our family i mean who outta you guys out there would turn down what i offered him?