Home Depot SCAM -Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, & 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

 

Yea, I was violated as well.

 

In Your Dreams

 

that would be a welcomed violation, as I have nothing in my wallet

 

haha wowwww nice

 

I am with SBTork they can have my wallet for it is empty and I think I would let them violate me in the mean time of taking it. All that with no complaints.

 

Bad joke

 

That's the funniest thing I heard all month. Nice post Ryan

 

Heard it before but its a good one. I would also keep going back for more.

 

Agreed on both counts. I still like it tho.

Cmon Lisa. I tell u the same joke but substitute a couple Diet Coke construction workers & you'll change your tune.

Truth be told, HD stock isn't doing too well. I had to think outside the box as a way to draw customers in despite the economy. My stock went up double. I set this up in most major cities.