The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came
running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!
I didn t know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck,
and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, I have some really great news!

I said, Great. Tell me why you re so happy.

She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from
all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I
told her, That s great! I couldn t be happier for you!
Then she said, There s more.
I asked, What do you mean more ?
She said, Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said....

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart
and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
And both tests came out positive!

 

oh my jesus.....

 

God I hope this is a joke.

 

The dumbest things you can think of people doing don't hold a candle to reality!!
There are much more stupid people out there then we all realize!! LOL