My job is Unbeleivable!!
Jul 5, 2011 | 11:52 PM
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My job is Unbeleivable!!
My job is so unbelievable. I’ll try and sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. This girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 20. Im not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work and Im sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he is only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at his huge Great Dane walk around half stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger Kind, every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
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First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. This girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 20. Im not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work and Im sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he is only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at his huge Great Dane walk around half stoned from the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger Kind, every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
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