A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past.
The lizard looks up and says
to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a
joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and
that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so
stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him
to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his
mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a
drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into
the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a
joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "DUUUUUUUUUUDE....... how much water did
you drink?"

 

haha, i cant believe i just laughed at that.

 

Me niether

 

 

 

hahaha

 

This is an oldie...

 

Love it! Old bud funny.

 

J/K man