Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.


Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.


Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.


Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


Q: What has 18 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.


Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.


Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

 

mcdonalds is coming out with the mcjackson burger, it consists of 50 year old meat and five year old buns

Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a pair of boys' underwear on his arm?
A: It's a patch -- He's trying to quit

 

You guys are some sick ****.

 

Some of these jokes have got me cracking up.

Can someone answer this for me, why do people get so emotional over someone they've never met? I guess I dont understand it because I could give a **** less what any celebrity is doing, they're just people IMO.

 

just doesnt make sense

 

I care, we got a joke thread out of it

 

click and paste my friend, click and paste

 

what?????

jus messin wit ya man

 

I was not limiting my statement to just this thread, we can be some sick ****.

A man that change the look on Pop music and music videos passed, he may be a wacco but he was before his time in the music world.

I know I have heard most of these before but some of them are new.


**** keep them coming

 

hahahahahahahaha