Michael Jackson Died!
#23
I'm with the others, I'll respect the music and not the man. In all fairness to him though, he was abused by a psycho father which probably caused him to literally destroy himself and those around him. As for Thriller, I think Quincy Jones had more to do with the music on that album than Michael did. I mean did he even play an instrument?
Thriller may be the best selling album of all time, but he's not the best selling artist. 10 points to whomever knows who is?
Edit: I should clarify... best selling artist in the US. Michael has the world hands down.
Thriller may be the best selling album of all time, but he's not the best selling artist. 10 points to whomever knows who is?
Edit: I should clarify... best selling artist in the US. Michael has the world hands down.
#25
Hmmm....I heard he was doing better. They said he was all white.
How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "******* kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Sorry....is it too soon?
How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "******* kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Sorry....is it too soon?
#26
Hmmm....I heard he was doing better. They said he was all white.
How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "******* kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Sorry....is it too soon?
How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "******* kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
Sorry....is it too soon?
Never
#28
#29

Run that Kmart joke by me. I know that line is part of it; can't remember the rest.
#30
yeah that poster of farrah is hot, michael was a good entertainer, not a fan of him or his music personally, i liked the video for thriller, but thats about it. michael was a freak, the man had a few loose bolts


