Deep in the back woods of Indiana, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in
the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see
what I am doing!."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's
another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that
lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a
hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!"
cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, .
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"

 

that's funny stuff!!

 

 

That was good.

 

A little too close to home!