A little boy comes

down to breakfast. Since his family

lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.' Not yet,'

said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does

his chores.



Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the

chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he

kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry

cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I

have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw

you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you

kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either! I also saw

you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat

halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a

smile, and says 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'

 

Haha!

 

Haha thats good

 

Thats great!

 

hahaha thats great

 

yes hold on let me check..yep, yea thats old as my grandma dude..

 

Your as old as....as old as your Grandma! Ohhhhhh BURN!