A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of **** in our garden."

 

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


Getting her back in the wheelchair.

 

3 priests on the titanic while its sinking. A Jewish, a Rabi ,a Catholic priest.. The Jewish priest yells out SAVE THE CHILDREN, the Rabi says **** the children, the CATHOLIC priest say to them, YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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