PerformanceTrucks.net Story V.1

The point here is to keep it going and let your imagination run. Make it funny and make it easy for people to add more story on to it.


Ill start us off.

I was cruisin down the road in town when i saw a billboard sign that said....

 

stop here and get a free...

 

...box of Corn Nuts with any purchase of two or more hookers. Not knowing yet what the local ladies look like, I decide to keep driving. I turn the corner and happen to see...

 

...the most beautiful hooker I had ever seen holding...

 

Not one but two severed weiners. I quickly......

 

her stomach up so she could try and close the tailgate of a fellow PT.net member named.....

 

Dewmanshu, right after he finished his latest mod. He said get in sweet thang and lets go to......

 

...a corner stand to get you a couple of coneys and me some...

 

..junk to put in your trunk! I couldn't believe my eyes! I tried to stop him and keep him from making that horrible mistake, but it was too late. Disappointed, I turned and headed down a side street. The street looked oddly familiar, which was strange because I had never been to this town before. I did remember once having taken...

 

... a big hit off the end of my nitrous bottle in my truck thinking it was the same as the stuff at the dentist office, which resulted in an explosive case of diahrea, which ended up covering......