Its That Time Again...PT.net Story V.2
 

PerformanceTrucks.net Story V.1

The point here is to keep it going and let your imagination run. Make it funny and make it easy for people to add more story on to it.


Ill start us off.

I was cruisin down the road in town when i saw a billboard sign that said....

stop here and get a free...

...box of Corn Nuts with any purchase of two or more hookers. Not knowing yet what the local ladies look like, I decide to keep driving. I turn the corner and happen to see...

...the most beautiful hooker I had ever seen holding...

Not one but two severed weiners. I quickly......

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her stomach up so she could try and close the tailgate of a fellow PT.net member named.....

Dewmanshu, right after he finished his latest mod. He said get in sweet thang and lets go to......

...a corner stand to get you a couple of coneys and me some...

..junk to put in your trunk! I couldn't believe my eyes! I tried to stop him and keep him from making that horrible mistake, but it was too late. Disappointed, I turned and headed down a side street. The street looked oddly familiar, which was strange because I had never been to this town before. I did remember once having taken...

... a big hit off the end of my nitrous bottle in my truck thinking it was the same as the stuff at the dentist office, which resulted in an explosive case of diahrea, which ended up covering......

the entire side of an adjacent ford expedition, the force of which rolled the vehicle onto gary coleman who happened to be on the street ...

Looking to sell quick n easy loans. Unfortunetly he was broke because his career tanked because of a unfortunate...

audit by the IRS. Then walking towards me was none other than ...

Jessica Simpson, who wanted me to take her...

first born child so that the ancient phaero of Egypt could...

circumsize his tiny....

hairy tale that he inherited from me. But then I heard the most awful sound coming from............

...behind me, slowly I turned, step by step.....

...and saw an angry mob of lesbians and naked biker chicks that were about to...

...about to beat a beautiful brown haired girl that I had...

just screwed the night before, so I try

.... to save her but end up getting gang scissored, smashing my .......

crack pipe that Brittany Spears loaned me when we were shaving our heads, then out of nowhere....

a honda with a wing and a fart can comes racing around the corner

so wait till it has about 10 lengths on me before I put the hammer down and show this ricer what torque is all about. Unfortunately...

Dewmanshu worked on my truck last and

it threw a rod out the side of the block and

hit a priest that was about to grab a....

a little boy that was going into a candy shop with a pocket full of...

one's where he was later on going to spend on some

dollar beers to try and forget that...

...the day before the priest had touched his...

sacrament, which will later cause him to become that kid from home alone and visit neverland ranch where he will...

party like hes 20 at a frat party. The boy is slightly disturbed by ...

...the fact that at this party Beau kept winking at him and then....

touching his lady humps while while humming a Tupac song and

bending over. So the boy went to...

Vince's House for a little guy on guy sucky sucky. But right in the middle of their fairy excapade....

Stop!!!! Hammer Time. M.C. Hammer slides out of the closet and says U can't touch this.......

MJ (michael Jackson) Showed up and said let me show you two how to....