Originally Posted by larsy87

I woke up in a strange apartment, beside a 68 year old woman. I checked her drivers license. She made me breakfast but didn't tell what, if anything, happened the night before.

Originally Posted by vanillagorilla

"You no want breakfast?"

(from Happy Gilmore)

I can't believe you just admitted to that!

Originally Posted by larsy87

I don't go out mainly to "dance" (not poking fun or anything) but when I do I usually end up asking ladies to dance. Where I'm from, "real country boys" aren't that common. So I used to walk in there with my wranglers, Justins, JD hat and whatever plaid shirt I have on I get stared at. Hard.

And every point you made is true, drunk girls can't dance, wallflowers need to GTFO, and fat girls need to follow suit. Chicken Fried is also an amazing song I can line dance with a ferocity. I know I'd get owned down in Texas, but I can rip it pretty well up here, and naturally, that turns the ladies on.

But the hard part for me is trying to weed out the non drunk, non retarded, decent dancers to have fun with. I don't show up looking for girlfriends but if I can get a date or two out of it and have some fun it's usually worth it. 9/10 times the chick is just someone who's wasted and wants to dance with the "dancing cowboy".

I wish I lived in Austin, then I'd feel like I'd fit in

Originally Posted by 1slow01Z71

Sounds like you need to move a few miles south

Originally Posted by larsy87

i was down in SA for a week last year and I WAS IN HEAVEN. If only America was similar to Canada politically.

Originally Posted by TurboGibbs

LOL! I don't think Texas and Canadian politics would mix very well.

Originally Posted by larsy87

I know but the musics the same, the clothes is the same, the beer is not as good and the woman are more trusting. Sign me up! who wants a boarder? hmm? hmm?