MDA Lockup
Kenny Douglas – MDA’s Most Wanted


Dear Friends:

I desperately need your help! I just made the “MDA’s Most Wanted” list! Believe it or not, I am going to be arrested on August 26, 2009 and I need your help to raise the dough to bail me out of jail. I will be locked up “For Good” unless I can come up with a minimum of $3,200 “Bail”.

Right now, you are probably saying to yourself, “Kenny deserves this and I knew they would catch up with him eventually,” or, “it is unbelievable why anyone would arrest such a nice person.”

The Muscular Dystrophy Association will be locking me up at the Black Angus and I will be incarcerated for about an hour at this Winter Wonderland and charged with “having an extremely big heart.”

Your donation toward my bail will not only help set me free, but will also help many area children and adults with muscle diseases by adding vital funds to MDA’s research efforts. You can help me and MDA by making a pledge toward my bail. In order to insure my release, I need to start raising my bail prior to the “MDA’s Most Wanted” extravaganza.

So, please help me get released from jail by sending a pledge to my attention made payable to MDA or visit my website: https://www.joinmda.org/MyLockup/MyH...a/Default.aspx
and click on the ‘Help make MY GOAL’ button to donate.

Thanks for your help!

Sincerely,
Kenny Douglas

 

Wtf???

 

yea WTF

 

in case you guys dont comprehend english too well. its a little play on words but he is trying to raise money for the muscular dystrophy association, and the fundraiser name is MDA's Most Wanted. he is simply asking for donations to help out some kids with a bad disease.

 

been their done that, think i still have my picture.
i made a sign for my customers.

hold on to your movies and let the late fees rise.
if you will donate 50% of your late fee to MDA,
i will deleate 100% of the late fee off your account.
we raised over 2000 for MDA.

i did have that one customer that thought what we were doing
was a crime, and even went to the cops to turn me in.
they laughed at her because she just could not get it.