First I decide I want one so off to the kitchen



Then onto my small collection(its far from when I actually had a job besides drinking)



Get out my choices for this afternoon



What do I drink well the darkest **** I can find!



Now the hardest part finding a clean cup and getting ice

Now

Now onto the 1000ml bottle of rum



After pic note* these things don't last



Now the another hard choice what kind of coke...



I decide on the perfect one for making 24oz rum and cokes



Repeat till stress is gone

 

What! Blasphemy! what is that rot gut? You call that rum? lol, be thankful I don't drink anymore.
Knock Knock......

 

Umm its better than beer butt...

 

ahahha is this leading to some Jackass videos or something ?????

 

Nope I invision sex in a few hours...

 

sounds like a good idea!!

 

dude you post pics or vids of you doing your neighbors cat one more time and we are sending trever1t to your house to straighten your *** up. Mods have sex with goats, not cats.

 

update

and if a homo shows up

 

Oh great, you will shoot ...then screw!


nice little pea shooter btw! :thumbsup:

 

Nope the condoms are for the g19 pertection.

Don't want it dew'a'fied