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Jan 11, 2009 | 12:58 AM
#12
when i was kid, me and my brother on every saturday would sit down share a sprite and pixi sticks, and just like clock work my older sister would come around, take the sprite, drink it all and swipe our pixi sticks for her and her friends.
one saturday we had enough, my brother told me he had a plan.
dad came home from fishing, gave us money for mowing the lawn and cleaning the yard.
off to the store we went, grabed our stuff and back home.
in the kitchen my brother emptyed the pixi sticks and filled them with salt and pepper, we shared the sprite while he did this.
with the bottle empty my brother asked to to go and fill it up with pee, well i was only 5 so i couldn't fill the bottle much, he filled it up the rest of the way.
with the plan in motion we went out and sat on the front step like always, and just like clock work here she comes with her friends.
first thing she did was grab the pixi sticks and passed them out.
rip them open and pour, next thing you know it cough, gag, cough cough, eyes watering up and turning red, cant talk, cant scream, gaging.
knowing we would get our asses kicked we got and ran, but not before she reached for the bottle of sprite, my borther made her fight for that bottle, it was tug of war, so when he let go she turned that bottle up and took a big drink, oh my god.
while she was bent over spitting it out her friend took the bottle and turned it up for a big drink as well, that bottle went down the line until it was empty.
i never laughed so had in my life.
my brother being older then me, had longer legs, he got away, my *** got beat by 6 teenagers.
one saturday we had enough, my brother told me he had a plan.
dad came home from fishing, gave us money for mowing the lawn and cleaning the yard.
off to the store we went, grabed our stuff and back home.
in the kitchen my brother emptyed the pixi sticks and filled them with salt and pepper, we shared the sprite while he did this.
with the bottle empty my brother asked to to go and fill it up with pee, well i was only 5 so i couldn't fill the bottle much, he filled it up the rest of the way.
with the plan in motion we went out and sat on the front step like always, and just like clock work here she comes with her friends.
first thing she did was grab the pixi sticks and passed them out.
rip them open and pour, next thing you know it cough, gag, cough cough, eyes watering up and turning red, cant talk, cant scream, gaging.
knowing we would get our asses kicked we got and ran, but not before she reached for the bottle of sprite, my borther made her fight for that bottle, it was tug of war, so when he let go she turned that bottle up and took a big drink, oh my god.
while she was bent over spitting it out her friend took the bottle and turned it up for a big drink as well, that bottle went down the line until it was empty.
i never laughed so had in my life.
my brother being older then me, had longer legs, he got away, my *** got beat by 6 teenagers.
Awesome story.
Jan 11, 2009 | 10:59 AM
#15
Last night a drank 6 beers haha. Keep in mind last beer i drank was in july i think. I felt good all night, woke up this morning and literally took a minute long wizz...only thing i have to add.
Dustin
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Jan 11, 2009 | 01:27 PM
#18
Staging Lane
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: The firey depths of Hell: Kentucky
I got really drunk Friday. When I came back to yesterday, I had some "interesting" texts and bruises that I really have no idea how got there. All I can say is: I hope he/she was hot!