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Old May 25, 2007 | 10:33 AM
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this my favorite...


Post up some funnies!!!
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Old May 25, 2007 | 10:58 AM
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:14 AM
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this is a good one for all of us
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:20 AM
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look.... even they have hybrids, they won't pay their own high oil prices! And the traffic jams are just there to make us spend more!
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by beastmode
this is a good one for all of us
i love the license plates.

hi-brd and thrs-t
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:31 AM
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"Here in California gas prices have gone up to more than $2 a gallon. So not only didn’t we find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq…apparently we didn't find any oil there either. Didn't we win the war? I thought that gas would be free now." —Jay Leno
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:35 AM
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Gas Prices vs ?

People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week's "Autoweek" magazine brought it all to light. What if you were to buy a gallon of . . .


- Diet Snapple 16 oz for $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon


- Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz for $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon


- Gatorade 20 oz for $1.59 = $10.17 per gallon


- Ocean Spray 16 oz for $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon


- Quart of Milk 16 oz for $1.59 = $6.32 per gallon


- Evian (water) 9 oz for $1.49 = $21.19 per gallon


- STP Brake Fluid 12 oz for $3.15 = $33.60 per gallon


- Vicks Nyquil 6 oz for $8.35 = $178.13 per gallon


- Pepto Bismol 4 oz for $3.85 = $123.20 per gallon


- Whiteout 7 oz for $1.39 = $254.17 per gallon


- Scope 1.5 oz for $0.99 = $84.84 per gallon


So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil or Scope or Whiteout!
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:38 AM
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You know the little light that goes on in your GM vehicle when your tank is almost empty? OnStar is now programmed to call the Loan Department at you Bank to put in for an increase in your Home Equity loan...
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Old May 25, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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What got me actually thinking about this was I listening to the news yesterday and gas in Iraq went up like 3cents. But I never heard how much it was, I remember like 90 cents or something.

http://zfacts.com/p/35.html
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